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    Saturday, May 17th, 2008
    6:32 pm
     Mrs. Elder:  Describe an example of incomplete dominance.
    Drew Fulton: Uh...isn't that like, when a black guy and a retard have sex, and the baby is like...not black, and not a retard?

    "How come when a black person and a white person ahve sex, the baby's always black? No seriously, you never see a black man with a white baby at the mall..and if you do...the baby's like, adopted...or stolen." -Drew Fulton

    Mr. Harker: That's a nice shirt, ya got there Joe.
    Joe: WHY THANK YOU Mr. Harker!
    Mr. H: Did they give you a free bowl of soup with that shirt?

    Ash: What are you doing tonight?
    Kel: Nothing. Staying home and watching TV. I have no life.
    Ash: Sure you do, for example, when is your weekly piano lesson?

    Mrs. Elder: How would you find the value of X?
    Kelly: kill yourself, God will tell you.

    katie: I need gum like a piece of CRAP! Okay, bad analogy but I still need gum.

     
    2:35 pm

    Allie: I hate orientals. Oh, hey Nana.

    Mr. Geiger: So what can your sources be? Yes, that's right. Books...magazines...
    Katie: (In British Accent) Et cetra.....et cetra....

    Katie: MY MISFORTUNE!

    Kelly: But I'm not pregnant.
    Tia: Oh, I know. Because you don't do anything that could get you pregnant....unless of course, you WANT people to think that...in which case, keep wearing shirts like that.

    Mr. Geiger: Kelly, you need to hand in your topic TODAY.
    Katie: HEY. Just because she's black does NOT mean you can push her around, Mr. Geiger.

    Kelly: Buck, you don't have a sprring sport OR an internship. How'd you get a parking spot?
    Buck: Cause Mr. Correll knows I'd break him in half.
    Kelly: How does he know that?
    Buck: Because I told him I'd break him in half.

    Mr. Ilgenfritz: I mean, the family had 8 children, it's not like they could say 'Oh, let's give 4 of them to Hanniford and Kreiser....they look like a nice...
    Kelly: .... Gay couple?

    Hannah: I'm really horny. And this lotion is making me want to...Ahem. It smells very nice.

    Kelly: (Making gnocci) They're so cute!
    Katie: They ARE cute! They're like little children!
    Kelly: Mmm, no. They're not.

    Katie: WHY do you want to go to sleep at my house?!
    Kelly: Because I am tired. You have a large and comfortable bed. And though your room often smells of tuna...it's home to me.

    Mr. Geiger: Mrs. Derosa said you were not behaving well.
    Katie: ANDREW KEPT FARTING!
    Mr. G: She said you and Kelly were being boisterous!
    Katie: Wha! Andrew was being boisterous!!
    Andrew: No...I was being flatulent.

    Katie: I've been trying to read this book for like 10 minutes Mr Geiger, and I just can't do it!
    Mr. Geiger: You were supposed to read it last night for homework.
    Katie: I did, but the book was so heavy....THAT WAS A TERRIBLE EXCUSE!

    Katie: Get out!....GET OUT!....savage.

    Katie: She was...crazy-like...
    Kelly: Katie YOU DID NOT EVEN READ THE STORY.

    Mr. Brenner: Did seeing the movie about deforestation change your views?
    Gaylen: My views changed. Drastically.
    Mr. Brenner: How so?
    Gaylen: I came from complete ignorance. I was enlightened. I finally knew. The dangers of the rainforest. 

    Katie & Kelly: Look Mista Geiga, we're a two-headed monsta!
    Mr. G: You know, Hercules had to defeat a hydra, a two-headed monster.
    Kelly: Yes, but every time he cut off a head, two more grew in its place...see? You can never defeat us!
    Mr. G: Ah, but my point is...you're NOT a hydra. You're just Katie and Kelly.

    Kelly: What did you get on the SAT's?
    Katie: Frickin retarded.
    Kelly: No, for real. What did you get?
    Katie: No really. Fricken retarded. I went to colegeboard.com and it said two words: 'Down Syndrome.' So I was like, 'Well, alright. Goodbye college dreams."




     

    Sunday, May 11th, 2008
    1:27 am
    Stars
    I will name each of the stars
    after each of your imperfections.

    I will look at the sky
    and remember how I know what we have is love,

    Because for every star I've named for your faults,
    you could name a dozen more for mine

    And you still love me.
    Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
    11:11 pm
    Mission Trip Update

    6/26/05

    "We're now at Columbia High School. It is almost time to go to bed.
    Saturday- We were supposed to leave at 6 but left instead at 8 because somebody noticed that one of our tires was flat.  So in the meantime we did crossword puzzles, played football and got breakfast at McDonalds.  It was a LONG ride.  We sand 17 bottles of Germ-X on the wall (squirt it around) Stopped at McDonalds for lunch where Catherine of all people was chastised by another irate customer...("Look hun, if your not going to move, I'm going to go in front of you!" "Um...there's someone in front of me..." haha Love ya catherine!)  We finally arrived at around 4 or so.  Our hotel was very nice- we had microwaves! Everyone headed straight to the beach.  I didn't get in the whole way at first.  Everyone had pizza but me Dez Bri and Katie W went to Kmart to get hair dye and food.  We got vegetable beef soup for the microwave.  We dyed Grace's, Tori's, Allison's, Katie's,  Brianne's, (it turned out fire engine red, but she likes it now), and Danny's although he's ASIAN! so it didnt show up in his black hair. He was a great sport though.  Erin, Dez, and I were supposed to room with Jean and Ketha, but we ended up sleeping in Grace's room with Tori, Bri, and Allison.

    Sunday-Breakfast at 8 bright and early. Waffles and english muffins.  Then we cleaned up the rooms and me and Brett and Catherine and Dave and Nate adn Elizabeth headed to the beach! It was so awesome. It was pouring rain so I couldnt really see but the waves were huge and I accidently got everything wet.  It was awesome.  I love the ocean.  I wish I wasnt afriad to swim.  Nate H found me a really cool seashell.  We had worship at 9:30 so I had to sit through it completely wet.  Nate H made funny faces.  i gave Bri communion.  Back to the beach until the lightning came and the storm was classified as a hurricane. So, to the pool instead-and hottub! Which we overflowed several times. The storm was downgraded to a tropical storm so we left to get lunch at the Westen Sizzler all you can eat buffet worst resaurant ever.  Nate and i had like 5 desserts each. with oreos on top.  After lunch-THE BEACH for 3 hours, sweetest 3 hours EVER. We found a public beach house and changed there I got baried in the sand.  I went swimming and me and ash, catherine, nate h, stever, jean then Kev played our game of "sit on the beach and roll across the sand when big waves come. It was one of the happiest times of my life.  We had so many "rocks in our box" and now me skin has a rash from brushburn.  It itches and hurts.  I definitly need lotion.  Nate found a crab.  We had to leave eventually, unfortunately.  We were all exhausted and slept in the van on the way to Columbia.  The school is poor, you can tell.  Our one leader "Sparkles" Meredith is very annoying.  Me, Brett, Dez, and Nate had some good talks after dinner while everyone played ultimate frisbee.  Hopefully Brett will not hate me by the end of the week because he is really cool. I was very upset that Jon put me in a room with Ketha, I just wanted to cry.  I felt OK about it though mostely because i ended up sleeping in a different room anyhow.  Thoughts for today: The earth is beautiful.  Before the pollution the mandmade noise-the riches of creation are amazing and I LOVE the ocean.        I'm not sure why I'm here.  Thats all I can say.  Reveal to me why I am here.  I love this, but why am I doing it?

    6/27/05

    Monday- My group had to go to the construction site today.  We went to Ms. Selma's house, a black old skinny lady with briaded gray hair, a apolkadot dress, leapord print slippers, and gray socks and nylons.  All of this in the 100 degree weather.  I have never worked in the sun for so long and so hard.  We scraped the paint off her porch and railing and the trim of her windows.  We also scrubbed her entire house with bleach.  I stood on a ladder scrubbing the house under the sun. At lunchtime me Catherine and Liz walked down the street to talk to a black guy who was standing in his driveway.  His name was john he told us about the poisonous spiders. Speaking of insects, the state of NC is INFESTED with insects of every kind her-Poisonous black widow spiders, dragonflies, horseflies! (I was bitten about 4 times today_ and ants, cockroaches, and beetles flokc the school ever our sleeping quarters. We met a lady named Natalie, who was big bosomed black woman.  She was so crazy!" "Ima, Ima try!" I love her, she reminds me of mom.  We finished early so we went to help Jon's group where Ash, Kev, EWrin, and Nate H were.  The condition of the house they were working on was So bad.  We came back it stormed and Dez and I took 1 1/2 to take a shower.

    6/28/05

    Tuesday- Back to Ms Selma and Abner's house to paint the house green.  But everytime we got a side of the house done, we'd here a distant boom of thunder and soon the rain was pouring down in huge droplets.  I wanted my hair to curl plus I thought the sun would soon be hot so i should get wet.  So me, Katie , Catherine, and Kelsey did some rain dances in the street and waved to several potato trucks driving through Gumneck (Black Gold:We're your potato connection!")  We sat in the car to eat lunch and then tried to take a nap but Katie Nazi Whaley ordered us to move out. But the rain started again so me, Catherine, Elizabeth, Jake, and Stever, strated to walk to Jon's group but we had walked a mile and the thunder got much louder and we scared. Jake said alot of hilarious things----

    "Cardinals your the best
    Better than all the rest
    Put us to the test
    Just had to get that off my chest"

    Tim picked us up.  We talked to Ms. Slema and Abner for a long time and took pictures.  Then Tim took us to Food Lion to buy 5 qt. ice cream, rootbeer, gum, sunflower seeds, and batteries. 

    more later

    10:54 pm

    These entries are pretty much going to go backwards...

    Kel slept over last night and many a hilarious quote were born. Beforehand at Tia's...."The Pacifier"
    "You have no feelings. And we hate you. And you hate us."

    Then to my house with Matt and Liv on my bed. We decide to use their KFC playset birhtday gifts to make a beautiful mobile of plastic chicken, fork, bucket, napkin etc.

    "Your ideas, Liv, are sometimes, ingenius."

    Liv: I have your 1000 dollars in my wallet."
    Me: My 1000 Korean dollars?"
    Liv: Yes.
    Me:But it only equals 1 dollar in America.
    Liv: No, you can't use it in America.

    "HE RIPPED THE PAPER OFF!"
    "Hush, hush, its nothing a little transparent tape can't fix..." -Matt

    "Aw, Kelly you love me!"
    "Yep."
    "She loves ME too." (Liv)
    "Yes, but you're...Olivia."
    "True Dat, True Dat." -Liv

    :Reading from Chinese fortune cookie:
    "Fall down 7 times, stand up 8."
    "That doesn't even make sense..."
    "I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    "Augh...she got cookie all through your bed."
    (Mistakenly, instead of "Livi!") "COOKIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

    Livi throws packet of salt.
    *GASP* "It cut me!"

    "No, not that, although there is a such toy or item....not neccesarily..."

    "You have some cookie on your...b...ahem..."

    KING OF THE HILL

    Vegetarian: Did you know that the average person consumes 500 chickens? Thats enough to feed an entire village!...But, they shouldn't eat them...because. Thats bad."

    Son: I have a girlfriend.
    Father: She's real right? I mean she's not imaginary or on a cereal box or something?

    Thursday, July 7th, 2005
    6:15 pm
    What Makes You.. by SheBangs12
    Your name?
    Your gender?
    What makes you sexy?Your lips
    What makes you pretty?Your smile
    What makes you loveable?How dorky you are
    What makes you fun?Your love for everything
    What makes you irresistable?Your party style
    What makes you cute?Cute? You? Hahaha.
    Quiz created with MemeGen!
    Friday, June 17th, 2005
    11:52 pm
    A *Lollipop* is NOT like a bakery...

    Tonights events consisted of some very awesome surprises and accomplishments. Those attending were, as follows, and in no particular order: [The reader is responsible for any assumptions he/she chooses to make. The author will not be reliable for any false assumptions and/or interpretations.]

    Big Hole
    Big Hole the II/****
    Big Breast
    Big Hair
    Big Calf
    Small Skull
    Clear Face.


    After the grandeur of the preparations, the big surprise, the cake, and sexy conversation, the party came to a quiet lull. To escape the twisted sounds of Mambo #5 Karaoke, and relieve themselves of some bodily waste, Hole II, Calf and Skull made their way up to the bathroom. Each took his turn releasing some excretions, and then prompted II to attempt a stick. Skull sat in the bathtub while Calf sat facing the wall. Calf got a glimpse of some lollipop and noticed it didnt resemble the ones he'd seen before. "SKULL, Make your lolly shown!" Skull refused, but Two insisted. "Calf, I'm sitting here til midnight unless you ----------------------!" Breast arrived and eased the chaos. Hair came too but soon left after being corrupted. Hole One was fashionably late and persistent as she was turned away once but knocked several more times. Italians are quite more dense. The task is finally finished. Some kites just fly too low. Conversation abounds on the bathroom floor. Clear Face arrives but is shunned away because of the graphic content of the room. There are five of us now.

    "A Lollipop is not like a bakery. Not 'Hey that smells good lets go inside.'" -Small Skull

    [kbaumgarten07: By the way i named you small skull
    kbaumgarten07: because you didnt have Big anything
    kbaumgarten07: plus, it rhymed]

    Then for some college visits and some doublejointed gymnastics. The evening is over after we learn about love and war and everything in between from Katie Whaley.


    This is the most dimented entry ever written.

    Monday, May 30th, 2005
    3:28 pm
    Memorial Day Weekend

    Well, I've finally discovered the awesomeness of QUEEN! Which is like the best group of all time. I've been hearing about Bohemian Rhapsody from Reid for YEARS but never understood its beauty until this week. Well Friday night, Tia, Ashley, Kelly and myself hung out in my room dying of heat exhaustion. Then we went to the HS to look at the art show. We went to the Fays to get a quick snack but were forced to make a 7 course meal complete with cubed watermelon. Kevin and I went to see the Coffeehouse but circumstances did not allow.

    Saturday- Concert Choir in Baltimore!  Was AWESOME, we sang great and got an awesome video back which will air on WBNN tomorrow! Truth or Dare on the bus (dont worry Kev, I didnt cheat on you!!) and then Wendy's with Katie D Katie F and Allysa.

    Sunday was the greatest day ever, with Kev coming over and hanging out with my dad and brother while the girls -Me Tia Kel and our moms went to Luigi's in Carlisle! It was awesome. The food was great and I think we all had a good time. Then back to Tia's for movies on the side of the barn with the projector and lots of watermelon. And other fun things. All i have to say is the number FOUR (4)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    UNfortunately the boys had to leave to me kel and tia pulled out the fouton and watched Rolling Kansas. We fell asleep and woke up to Sara Watkins demanding Tia's presence at her house. Then A wonderful breakfast prepared by Mrs. Fay complete with Ramen Noodles, YET MORE watermelon, waffles too.  Then to Kevins for some quality study time.

     

    Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
    12:37 pm
    Last night was good.
    I liked painting the picture and seeing that "hoard of angels", regardless of whether or not its an excuse, or a feel-better statement... I really really liked that.

    I love you guys. I love you so much!
    Monday, May 16th, 2005
    8:49 pm
    The old Survey...

    01. Who are you, what's our relationship: well your a hot pornstar, and im a multibillionare who fell in love with your sexy act and then asked you to marry me. and we lived happily ever after

    14. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you: only 10% juice, thats an OUTRAGE

    16. Name 5 things I love:
    me, chinese food, music, being in plays, that song from fame, HOT LUNCH

    25. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it: i cant think of one, so here it goes im gonna make up a word.    lemchimbaga

    26. What do you think my weakness is? fear 

    30. What reminds you of me? music, happiness, even the word love

    36. If I was an ice cream flavor, which would I be and why? pistachio flavored ice cream, cause your  green  and delicous

    6:26 pm
    Virginia Beach Update...Plus Everything Else

    Thursday:  I arrive at the school at 5:45 AM just to make sure I have everything ready and set to go. Chaperones are checking the luggage.

    "Don't put that there...EVERYTHING has to be checked!"-Mr. Group
    "This goes on the bus with me?" -Me
    "I don't care, put it in the hall!!!!"
    "But...it goes on the bus with me?"
    "EVERYTHING HAS TO BE CHECKED!"
    "But this stays with me..."
    "PUT. YOUR.  BAG. IN. THE HALL."
    "Okay, but this stays with me...I mean I'm taking it with me-on the bus you know, I mean I don't want it to be under the bus, I want it with me, You know?"
    "Katie. We're going to look for your drugs, and then we are going to give you your bag and you will take it with you on the bus."
    "Okay. But this is going to go with me."

    Soon Ashley and Catherine arrive and we try to decide how we are going to disperse the remaining 12 pack of rootbeer amongst our luggage.
    Finally, Mr. Noble distributes the pink schedule, and suddenly we begin to wake up. Then it is time to load the bus and begin our treacherous journey South...
    The rev of the charter bus stirs excitement amongst the 50 of us on Bus 2. Ashley and I shoot the breeze for awhile, complaining about how we must have the smallest seat on the whole bus, because we have the shortest legs and we still are cramped. After a few hundred miles we break out the IPOD and listen to CHICAGO! and some other summery spring break songs. We are now hated by 85% of the bus because we fail to realize that listening to us amaturely sing Chicago at the top of our lungs is not nearly as fun as it is for us to do it.
    It is probably about this time that we stop for a bathroom break at a small indian reservation near the maryland border into Virginia.

    We stop for lunch in Norfolk/Williamsburg/Some major city about an hour away from the shore, where we talk to some 7th graders from...where were they from? They are curious to know more about us, so we explain to them that we are from a small town in Pennsylvania where we go to a one room school house and we all play the pan flute. We have traveled here to play in a Music Festival that will feature our Pan Flute Ensemble.
    "But...there are like....80 of you?"

    Then we go through the underwater tunnel, which was quite frightening but nevertheless, an exhilarating adventure.

    FINALLY- the moment has come. We have arrived at the seagull motel. Welcoming us is a sign reading

                                                                                                                  WELCOME BOILING SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL
                                                                                                                   VACANCIES JUCUZZI AND POOL
    Which, of course thrilled us. We unload everything and made our way to room 306 on the 3rd floor, with a view of not only the Atlantic Coast, but the Dairy Queen across the parking lot and the sundeck as well. It was amazing! I didn't think it would be so awesome. I'm not sure where Ashley, Lindsay, Catherine and Hannah went then, but Allie and I immediately got our swimsuits on and headed out to the beach where we joined about 40 of our fellow band fags playing ultimate frisbee in the sand. Not without first being complimented by some friendly Mexicans who run the downstairs restaurant adjacent to the Seagull Motel. I ignore them but Allie smiles obnoxiously, waves and yells HI! at the top of her voice. The continue riding their bikes toward the boardwalk. Al and I tried to lay in the sand but the wind liked to blow in our faces causing severe irritability. So we decided the next best thing to laying in the sand, was interefering in a serious game of ultimate frisbee.  "I am amazing at throwing," I insist. "And so is Allie." The boys give us a chance, handing us the frisbee. We each get one throw , both of which fail miserably and we are from then on, ignored. The boys decide to pick new teams so Allie and I jump up and down as the serious process begins, shreeking, "PICK US! 2 for 1, PACKAGE DEAL!" over and over until finally, someoneyells, "ENOUGH ALREADY WE'LL PUT YOU ON A DAMN TEAM!" Allie and I are quite content with this and as the game begins, make ourselves useful by pretending to exert our selves by jumping high into the air and diving down onto the sand for no reason whatsoever. Our best trick, though was the old, "I got it!" and then the failure.

    And that is 1/8 of my time in Virigina Beach.

    I love you guys.

    Kevin got an A on his Spanish Test!



    Current Mood: calm
    Thursday, May 12th, 2005
    5:14 pm

    I miss Kevin. I had a panic attack during math thinking about how his parents are going to send him to Trinity. I mean, they haven't decided but I think they will.

    And you know...I really hate liking people. I really hate needing people. Because, its a hassle, and they just use you or find something wrong with you. Or hurt you. Or disspoint you. Or lose your trust. So I figure, Kevin hasn't let me down. I'll just need him and only him.  But thats bad. I can't depend on one person. Its unhealthy for me. Its too much pressure for him. So i figure, I've got to depend on myself and only myself. But I am falling apart, and I am not sure why. So what do I have left?

    Thats so ridiculously annoying, I know. I hate when people write like that.

    Monday, April 25th, 2005
    6:39 pm

    Tia's over helping me fit my dress for...

    VIRGINIA BEACH IN....

    60 Hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Plus how long it takes to get there)

     

    WOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Wed. Band/Chorus.

      Thurs-Sun- Virginia Beach!" -Papa Nobes

    Sunday, April 17th, 2005
    9:12 pm

    It’s been awhile. I love when everyone gets their report card at the end of the day. Last week, or whenever it was, I was standing by the band room waiting for someone to walk with and soaking in all the chaos around me.

    “I missed distinguished by 2-”

    “DAMNIT. I failed it aga-”

    “YES YES YES YES YES!!!”

    “Sh-t.”
    “Wait this can’t be right-”

    “I did the extra cred-”

    I, of course, did not get my report card because I owe 4.05 to the office for lunch tickets. But I got it a few days ago, and I got an 88 in geometry “Responsible/Accountable” , and an 100 in Spanish due to the 40 bonus points I got between the dinner, the poster, and all the cheating on the vocab games. A’s in all electives INCLUDING band , except gym and gifted (the irony), which I got B’s in. My geometry grade probably brought my GPA down which makes me mad.

    I am now going to feature Nate Herrington.

    “Once upon a time, Ty-a, Nate2 and Kevin went skiing with the very scary Mr. Fay…After a long drive he gave me my sandwich. I questioned whether he had poisoned it. I then ate it faster. We started skiing soon after that. Mr. Fay being a professional skier was very hard to impress. We went straight to the black diamonds. (I have done 2 so far this year). I am riding the lift to the top of a hill called “Bold decision” with tia next to me nate and Kevin also on our lift. We get to the top and I am all ready to get off. Just then Tia pushed me back into my seat and skis down the range. I am now left in the air and decide jumping is better than coming down, so I jump and land on a massive ice patch. After I get up, they say sweet “black diamonds” I died. The End.”

    Okay. Got that out of my system. I’ve been saying for months I was going to copy that on here and I never did.

     

     

    Ryan Coder, on How Not to Fail Band. “If you go to 2 lessons, can you get a C?”

    Chris, on What To Do if a Drug Dealer Rips You Off. “What are you supposed to do if you get ripped off on a drug deal? Tell the principal?” -

    Allie, on Band Music. “I still like it when everyone rests for a beat. I think it’s VERY effective.”

    Allie, on Passover. “I think it would be very appropriate to use sharpies to draw a sacrificial lamb.”

    The 30 Hour Famine was pretty awesome, I liked it a lot better than last year. I had the coolest group ever with Erin, Brianne, Kevin, Abby, Grace, Jean and myself. Me being the coolest, of course. Everything went smoothly, until Erin screamed “LIAR!!!!!” at me at the top of her lungs which resulted in “That will be one pink slip.” My favorite part was acting like a 4 year old, which came quite easily to me. I rode on Kevin’s back and repeatedly asked for Frogs, Taco Bell, and explained that I was 4 “but 9 makes 4 PLUS 5”.

    Our group WON! Meaning, we got to go get our food first, AND we got snickers bars. Of course, the aura of our table changed slightly when Jean said she didn’t hate me, I just really really annoyed her all the time.

     

     

    Matt Robinson, on Mr Wright’s Freehand. “Man, you’ve got some NICE handwriting.”

    Mr. Wright, on What To Do if Your Brakes Fail. “There’s the field, take it. There’s the cement wall, DON’T take it.”

    Mr. Wright, on What to Do if Your Vehicle Is On Fire. “Don’t drive the vehicle into your garage.”

    Matt Robinson on Mr. Mills and Pappy Drew-it.
    -Mr Mill’s Called me.-Mr. W

    “AW!” (with affection) “PAPPY!”

    “Tighten those lugnuts!”

    1986 Drivers Ed Video, on What To Do if You are Tired. “If you’re tired, go to sleep.”

    (Matt) “OH!”

    Tyler, on Encyclopedia Brown and the Civil War. “ Why would he want a sword if he was shot in the HAND? Answer me that one.”

    Everyone should have an opinion about everything. If you don't have an opinion about something, research it until you make a conclusion on how you really feel about it.

    I love you, I love you, I love you. Every single one of you.  I love you.



    Current Mood: bored
    Friday, April 1st, 2005
    11:29 pm

    (SIGHT)
    [ what color are your eyes? ]: brown
    [ do you wear glasses/contacts? ]: glasses but i'm getting contacts
    [ describe something beautiful to you ]: summer night air
    [ someone you know who has beautiful eyes ]: Tia
    [ first physical aspect you notice on the opposite sex: be honest! ]: ass/chest/arms/legs/face/hair/crotch...in no particular order
    [ if you could see anyone or anything right now, who/what would it be? ]: Hm. -----
    (SMELL)
    [ do you like your nose? ]: Its not too large, which is good. Its not particularly a favorite feature of mine...but it serves its purpose
    [ what does your hair smell like? ]: um. like tresseme shampoo. kevin likes it.
    [ what is your favorite scent from everyday life? ]: Air- Kevins Smell-Chrissies Car
    [ if you use perfume/cologne, what kind? ]: I am a circus carney with a myriad of allergies. "perfume" is not in my vocabulary
    [ who do you know that smells the best? ]: kevin.
    (SOUND)
    [ what kind of music do you like to listen to? ]: I dont listen to music. My ultimate goal in life is to raise children and keep them completely unexposed to all music until age 10, at which time I will suddenly show them what music is and they will love it forever.
    [ name a song that is special at this moment in time ]: the banana phone song. "you raise me up" as kel reaches for the deers eye
    [ are you a good singer? ]: your mom's  a good singer
    [ do you play an instrument? ]: the god damn clarinet, sax, piano, and of course "i play my voice" [thanks meredith]
    [ which spoken language sounds the best? ]: i like languages. but the one that sounds the best is not english, german, french, british, or italian. Maybe...greek or latin...or hebrew....or zimbabwean.
    [ favorite everyday life sound? ]: probably, the sound of mrs whites voice telling me to put the remote BACK in 10 SECONDS OR I AM GOING TO GET DETENTION.
    [ least favorite everyday life sound? ]: April Fools.
    [ of the people you know, who has the best-sounding voice? ]: hm thats a tough one. Probably allie routch though. and katie fredericks really fun to listen to.  i like to sing with kelly the best
    (TASTE)
    [ favorite food? ]: fruity pebbles and fun shapes macncheese
    [ favorite drink? ]: rootbeer, ginger ale, green tea, apple juice
    [ do you have a tongue/lip piercing? ]: no
    [ what are your thoughts on coffee? ]: delicious. makes me shake and throw up, but delicious. And well worth the hypoglycemic stupor.
    [ the worst taste you have ever encountered? ]: this frozen general tsos i bought at walmart it was so disgusting. ew....i can still taste it.
    [ would you eat something disgusting for money? ]: no.
    (TOUCH)
    [ do you consider yourself touch-sensitive?]: um...haahahahahahahaha....
    [ are you ticklish and if so, where? ]: im not ticklish.
    [ which are better: hugs or kisses? ]: foreplay- er, both.
    [ who was the last person you touched? ]: kevin, hugging goodbye
    [ who do you wish you could reach out and touch right now? ]: hm.
    [ favorite material to touch? ]: um....i'll get back to you on that one

    Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
    5:47 pm
    Anybody have any ideas for what I should do for my "Sweet 16" in June? I want it to be awesome whatever we do...even if it means just having everybody at my house for a cookout/fire/movie etc. Please throw out some ideas, so I can think on it and not make plans at the last minute, cuz it has to be special.
    Love to all of you.
    Sunday, March 27th, 2005
    2:50 pm
    Life Legacy Part III

    Thanks to The Sims and its expansion packs, our future has come to life on my computer. Thats right, the McButton family is a group of friends that has come together over a period of time under one big roof. I will take this time to give you a description of each member of the family in detail:

    Kevin Carbine McButtons: Red haired and fair skinned, this handsome young lad is wearing a brown suede jacket with jeans and a plaid shirt complimented by a very attractive pair of rubbers-er boots.

    Katie Carbine McButtons: My olive colored skin is accentuated by a light green work suit-darker pants with a lighter overcoat both of which flare at the bottom. Theres a white shirt underneath and im wearing stalettos for height. I still have short hair and a bit of a bang on both sides of my face.

    Kelly "Bitchy" Lebo McButtons: This lovely young lady is wearing a hot pink tanktop with dark jean capris ("I like your jeans. They're dark.") She has straight blonde hair but more importantly- BANGS. Ashley, don't be jealous, but Kelly is also wearing extremely coveted pink shades...

    Nate "ilovekelsboobs" Lebo McButtons: How could Kelly resist such a soft, innocent face? Especially when it is resting in her bosoms? This mischevious fellow is sporting some very sleek tan pants with a red polo shirt. And what would this outfit be without a pair of brown slipon old man shoes?

    Kirsti Lee Larsen McButtons: After years of modesty, this little Marilyn Monroe has finally broken out of her shell. This sexy young woman is working the sporty green skort with the matching playful midriff and tennis shoes. Her youthful ponytail and side bangs keep us guessing as we dazzle over her ghettofabulous hoop earrings.

    Ashley Pasquariello McButtons: What can I say? This hot tamale has been yearning to show off her wild side- so she decided to take a risk and dye her hair a shade of light orange and perm her colorful locks. To compliment her new style, she wears the tan courderoy "Irish Hat" I envy. She is wearing a blue swoop neck tanktop and jeans with black hooker boot bought for her by...

    Jamal McButtons: P-I-M-P. I'm talkin the purple suit, the bling, the matching purple shoes, the earing- everything. And with a skin tone of thick molasses how could Ashley resist Jamal's bald head?

    Josh Watkins McButtons: The most random member of the house. Not only is it a mystery as to how or why Josh is living in the house, he also intrigues and never ceases to amaze the family. He saunters around the house with not shirt on, and only a pair of linen aladdin pants. He has a goatee and wears shades. Even inside. Even in the sun. Just like Kelly.

    Kevin is working on becoming a rockstar and brings his rockstar friends home to the house to host wild parties. Kirsti is falling in love with one of the rockstars...more later...

     



    Current Mood: enthralled
    Saturday, March 26th, 2005
    2:55 pm

    Kelly brings up a point I'd never thought of before.  The house I used to live in, it was across from the Westminster Cemetery. I was practicly overlooking the very ground that Allyson was---is buried in. This fact makes me feel strangely good. Good isn't the word - its just it somehow makes me feel more connected to her. I know i'm a freak, but this is how it goes.

    I've been noticing lately that it is time for me to become an all around better person.  I used to go out of my way to make others feel good and now I never do. If I'm not already concentrating on my own "struggles" -if you can call it that- I'm going out of my way to point out faults in others.

    I'd like to take this time to apologize to you, all of you. I have become someone so obsessed with fear and sadness and anger that my heart leaves little room for happiness and joy and appreciation. But I do appreciate you. All of you. You are what makes my life worthwhile. You make it bearable-more than bearable-you make it beautiful. I am the luckiest.

    It's like what Meredith said about the walls- you are so outgoing, yet at the same time, you put up these walls because you're afriad of being hurt or something- sort of like not getting close to anyone because you're afriad of losing them.

    Forgive me now, as I contradict myself in a haze of fury and hatred- the following is directed towards one individual

    I know this one person who uses the most disgusting slander towards his friends and their family- he tries to control them and, in some instances, succeeds. You disgust me. There will not always be 2nd chances, i promise you that. if she doesn't prove that, i will.



    Current Mood: sorry & unforgiving
    9:29 am
    somebody deleted my flippin comment on merediths journal.
    Thursday, March 24th, 2005
    12:12 pm

    I've suddenly become very fond of the color orange. Strange-

    Well its about time I gave credit to some of the people who make me laugh, so this I will do:

    Mr. Wright,  on crossword puzzles: "I myself, love the challenge."

    Erin on "Family Matters" : "Yeah, you know, with Screech..."

    Assignment Book, March 4th under "weekly goals", "Hello from Kirsti Lee Larsen" (envision choppy straight handwriting)

    "  March 6th: The top of the page has a picture of two black people and reads "The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing." Which I thought was a very good suggestion to go by, until Austin Criswell said, "There's two black people on this page, thats racism."

    A. B. March 8th: Ruth Karns Ruterow "Were you ever in a situation where your friends wanted you to do something you didnt want to do?"
    "Well there was this one time when Hannah wanted me to strip for her."
    "Really? And what did you say to her?"
    "I said, 'look hannah, Jesus wouldnt want that.'"

    Garrett, on peer pressure:
    --Your friends want you to go to an R-rated movie, but you don't want to. What do you do?--
    " You tell them, 'Hey, I'm a vegetarian.'"

    ?

    Garrett, in careers: "Hey Katie can I borrow your laptop real quick?"

    Garrett, in careers, on a sunny day, "So. How many hours did it take you to shovel out of your driveway this morning?"

    Myself, speaking of Blanche Jane Pape, "TAKE COMMAND OF THE CHILDREN!"

    "Is that song stuck in your head?" - Tim
    "I'm sorry, what?"-Me
    "He asked you if you had a spider in your house that built a web." - Garrett

    "I can't hear tones." -Mrs. O'Marr
    "Means she's tone deaf." -Garrett

    Garrett, walking back from the weight room, "If I were a rich girl...dunna nunna nunna..."

    Angrily, Jim: "Well, I only got 2 wrong and they gave me this zero like I'm a retard or something-"
    "Well dont panic, its not a grade-"
    "But they made me a retard..."

    "MOM just because I'm a lesbian-"
    "Well THAT explains the easter egg."

     

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